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I'm Tryin' to Piss in my Wardrobe Demo

by Vernon Surly

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u cant come in here cobba, get out youre too bloody pissed, thats what the bouncer said to me, "cahn cunt just let us in i needa take a fucken wizz" i said before my stomach met his fist, lookin down at my jeans theyre filled with blood and piss but my bladders empty now so i dont really give a shit til i hear "stop right there mate, stop right fucken there ya cockhead!" (chorus) stop right there mate stop right there mate oi oi oi oi stop right bloody fucken there! "oi oi stop right there cobba you filthy cunt youve pissed yaself" thats what the coppa said to me "cahn cunt i didnt mean it, tried to do the right thing" i said as they chucked me in their car, threw a kick and started to run and i got pretty far thought id almost got away when i heard that pig cunts voice say "stop right there mate, stop right fucken there ya fuckwit" (chorus) "oi oi public pissing what a stunt, feel remorse you little fucking cunt" thats what the judge said to me "cahn cunt cut some slack there was no public dunnies bro" i said as he wacked his hammer down, handed me a big old fine then i was straight back on the town just getting blazed, no cunt was phased til i heard a siren sound and they said "stop right there mate, stop right fucken there ya dickhead!" (chorus)
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(chorus) theres something strange, in my neighbourhood who are ya gonna call, not the police thats for sure yeah who the fuck ya gonna call not the fucken police cuz who the fuck do i call on those cunts? operator, can you hear me? theres a gang kicking down my door armed to to teeth theyre all patched in blue they said i'll kill your dog then ill kill you and now theyre shooting up my crib apparently ive been selling crack to the kids well they wouldve got it somewhere anyway the war on drugs is lost when theres a need for escape and youre paying their wages when youre paying taxes you pay to be a victim of their gang land racket they promose to protect ya what do you get but? a bullet or a billy club to the back of the head (chorus) operator, can you help me im being stood over by the wealthy they sent their boys in blue to hunt me down for my last buck and when i didnt have enough, bad luck im beaten down and cuffed what the fuck? fuck you dont tell me what to do youre not my fucken mum bro i dont owe shit to you in fact, youre not even my step dad, jack so get ya knees out my back cuz only weak dogs hunt in packs youre paying their wages when youre paying taxes you pay to be a victim of their knee jerk reactions up the rich and fuck the poor the only law that they enforce and if you stand up ato say no more they kick you thru a prison door i saw something strange, in my neighbourhood who do you think i called bro? not the fucken cops man thats for sure yeah who the fuck do you think i called? certainly not the cops bro, absolutely fucken not bro
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last night spent hoping i wouldnt ever see the sun rise but now it pierces my blood shot eyes fixated on the lip stick stain that you left down the side of a mouldy cup of wine some wounds just cant be healed by time if youre here to steal my heart please form a line i dont know why youd commit such a crime knowing its just my broken heart youll find (chorus) (fine) by me its just the excuse that i need to become the car crash ive always wanted to be woah oh oh too tired to drive, let go of the wheel and i just close my eyes this world has nothing left to offer i have nothing left to offer the world watch one last sunset through the crack in the blinds at this motel the pigs wont need a black light these wounds will never heal in time ill bleed out before the ambulance arrives no one saw it coming coz they just ignored the signs the guilt will burn away in the back of their minds (fine) by me its just the excuse that i need to become the car crash ive always wanted to be woah oh oh too tired to drive, let go of the wheel and i just close my eyes

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released February 8, 2019

vernon surly, phone and rock

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